"When I had my first child, a little girl, I was so grateful. Tears of joy just rolled from my eyes. I had always wanted a girl first so I could dress her up and make her all pretty. By the time she was two, she was trained and in preschool. She was always so smart. In the 7th grade, she took a test and was promoted straight to the 9th grade. She's almost 34 now and studying to be a lawyer at the University of Memphis."