“I was the first nude male model at the art academy. My wife had modeled nude there for years and she mentioned that they were looking for a male model. I had been to nudist colonies before, so it wasn’t a big deal to me; I didn’t think too much about it. Well, I went over to the school and they said, ‘Take your clothes off.’ I did, and all of a sudden all these art students started coming into the classroom. Then the teacher walked in. He stopped, looked at me, and said, ‘Where’s your jock strap?’ I said, ‘I didn’t know I was supposed to have one.’ He thought for a minute and then said, ‘Oh well’ and let me finish.”