"The happiest time of my life was when I met my husband and got married. Everything that could go wrong on a wedding day went wrong though. I had chosen my dress a month before the ceremony and it fit beautifully, but on the day of the wedding, it took two people to get me into it. I don't know what happened. Then, my husband had bought the wrong size ring and had almost forgotten to pick his tux up from the cleaner's. The pastor had the dates mixed up, had gone fishing, and somebody had to go find him and get him to open the church so he could marry us. Then, a month after the wedding, I woke up one day and didn't feel well, so my husband brought me a bowl of corn flakes and a banana. I thought I just had a cold, but when I threw up my breakfast, my husband said, 'You don't have a cold! You're pregnant!' and I was. Our son was born that December, nine months after we married. I wrote a paper about all this for an English class in college and my teacher thought I was making it up. She said, 'All this couldn't happen to one person', but it did. I've had quite a life!"
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